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		<title>His Holiness, The Pope, Meets Her Stupidness, Nancy Pelosi</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 01:43:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel Thornton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[              I know, I know, half of you are mad that I would show such honor to a Catholic, especially the Pope, while the rest of you are angry that I called Nancy Pelosi stupid.  So, let me clear it all up.               I was being nice—Nancy would need to brain transplant to [...]]]></description>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify;margin:0;"><span style="font-size:small;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"><span>            </span>I know, I know, half of you are mad that I would show such honor to a Catholic, especially the Pope, while the rest of you are angry that I called Nancy Pelosi stupid.<span>  </span>So, let me clear it all up.</span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify;margin:0;"><span style="font-size:small;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"><span>            </span>I was being nice—Nancy would need to brain transplant to rise to the level of stupid.<span>  </span>Evil might be a better description.<span>  </span>The queen of the left coast, hero of the City by the Bay, ground zero for judgment in the final days, met the Pope this week and evidently thought it was a good time to show him some family photos.</span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify;margin:0;"><span style="font-size:small;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"><span>            </span>I do not care what your belief system is; stupid is a good word for someone who shows personal photos at a time like this.<span>  </span>She probably asked him to be her Facebook friend at the same time.</span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify;margin:0;"><span style="font-size:small;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"><span>            </span>“Oh, Mr. Pope, I mean your sometimes holiness, when you are not speaking about abortion, do you twitter?<span>  </span>I am known as @idiotbythebay.<span>  </span>Follow me on twitter.<span>  </span>After all, I sort of follow you the rest of the time.</span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify;margin:0;"><span style="font-size:small;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"><span>            </span>“And by the way, when you are going to let a woman serve as Pope?<span>  </span>I volunteer.”</span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify;margin:0;"><span style="font-size:small;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"><span>            </span>Oh, I could go on all day, but you get the point.</span></span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:&quot;"><span>            </span>As long as people like this are in charge of the government we can only pray that we are not destroyed by our own stupidity.</span></p>
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		<title>Lord Protect Me From Your Followers?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:37:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel Thornton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Facebook today I saw a friend whose religious views were listed as “The Church of Lord Protect Me From Your Followers.”  Now, I do not know how strongly this friend feels this statement but there is a lot said with it.  This statement embodies much of what is wrong with the church today.   [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify;margin:0;"><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Times New Roman;">On Facebook today I saw a friend whose religious views were listed as “The Church of Lord Protect Me From Your Followers.”<span>  </span>Now, I do not know how strongly this friend feels this statement but there is a lot said with it. <span> </span>This statement embodies much of what is wrong with the church today.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify;margin:0;"><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Times New Roman;">This statement raises the question, if we are the only Jesus some people will see, will some people ever see Jesus. <span> </span>The biggest problem we have as a church is that Jesus left us in charge of his kingdom and we have to present his kingdom in an honest way that maintains the integrity of the message—something we seem to have trouble doing.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify;margin:0;"><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Times New Roman;">The news is full of pastors and church members who are having the same problems as the rest of the world—even though we claim to be different. <span> </span>Our communities are full of neighborhoods where the only Jesus some people ever see is a Jesus lacking in compassion, filled with the sins of the world, looking for more—more money, more food, more cars, more women, more of everything except spiritual maturity and compassion.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify;margin:0;"><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Times New Roman;">I long for the day when I can live the life Jesus called me to live. <span> </span>I long for the day when the church is the church, living for eternity and not for the power of this world.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify;margin:0;"><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Times New Roman;">Eternity is so huge we fail to believe in it.<span>  </span>Eternity will own us all soon enough—we should start preparing for it now.</span></p>
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