Posts Tagged 'Al Gore'

Suddenly, I Don’t Feel So Hot!

            Is anyone besides me glad to finally be getting some manner of the truth from the Global Warming Nuts?  It has been colder at my house.  Maybe we need to drive our cars more to heat up the climate so that we don’t have to wear our coats everywhere.

            I have to admit, it is tough giving up the dream of having my Georgia home become beach front property.  I guess we will still have to drive to Hilton Head, South Carolina for our traditional summer beach fun.  Now I have to live with my property values not getting spike.  Of course, this also means that I do not have to worry about hurricanes hitting the house some four hundred miles inland—so I guess it is a fair trade off.

            The trouble with the revelations of this week is that we are learning that the new religion, science is not as trustworthy as we have been lead to believe.  Remember when we were told that these folks did not have an agenda, except to find the truth and make life better for us all.

            In light of this past week’s revelations we have to ask ourselves what else we should not believe.  Maybe we should question the theory of evolution—like global warming, evolution has long been shut off from scientific debate.

            The most important thing we should to learn from this is that no one can separate their own beliefs from their science.  Also, we have learned that you can prove anything if you are willing to ignore critical facts and twist the data to your own ends.

            So, Al Gore, we apologize for judging your lifestyle in light of your ridiculous predictions for the future of our planet.  It turns out you knew more than we did and therefore there was no need to change you energy gorging lifestyle to match the one you demanded of us—the lesser folks.

            Here it is, on the Internet you invented:  Sorry Al, we will no longer judge your lifestyle—we now know that you were nuts all along and my mother always taught me to be nice to handicapped people.

The Sky Is Falling! That Can’t Be Good, Can It?

Now there is a report out on FoxNews that the earth’s temperature is cooling, in a quicker temperature change than at any time in recorded history.  So, what are we facing, is the world going to end in spontaneous combustion due to our fossil fuel consumption; or are we going to freeze to death?  Frankly, dead is dead so how we go is not really that important.  Other than the fact that freezing to death is longer, but probably less painful than burning to death.  So, I vote for global cooling.

 

The problem is that the entire agenda of the Green Earth group is to hype up global warming.  For the past decade they have been screaming that the sky is falling and we are harming the world irreversibly.  The end result of our harm is that the earth will become too warm to sustain life.  We have bought it hook, line, and sinker.  Our schools have given up on teaching some of the important subjects to indoctrinate our children on the ills of tobacco and global warming.

 

Now, we find out that maybe we are not going to melt from the heat.

 

And herein lies the problem.  Like Chicken Little, the global destruction crowd will have a hard time convincing us that they have a clue.  Don’t get me wrong, I think it is clear we are doing serious harm to the planet.  And I think we need to take a more intelligent approach to the problem.

 

While we have a problem, the trouble is that we will be less likely to listen this time around.  When Al Gore, wanting to distract us from the fact that he will never be President of these United States, goes on the global campaign for global cooling we won’t be able to hear him.  After all, he got the Nobel Peace Prize for convincing us the earth was close to an unstoppable heat problem.

 

Does he have to give back the prize and the money if the earth stops warming and starts cooling?  If I have to buy more coats to adjust to the temperature changes, do I get an apology from Prince Al?

 

When do we change the agenda driven curriculum in our public schools?  Do I have to continue listening to my nieces talk about global warming as if the things they are being “taught” make sense?

 

This is the problem.  The global warmers have worked so hard to ignore any contrary science; they have worked so hard to drown out any voices of reason that we will likely not listen to the next group—even if their science is good and we need to make some changes.

 

Thanks Al, as I am freezing to death my last thoughts will be of how much your narcissistic approach to life left us without help or hope.

 

At least in the coming Ice Age we will be able to burn the fossil fuels, while we hope and pray that global warming is sound science.


Books Worth Reading

C.S. LEWIS--Mere Christianity; CLAIRE BERLINSKI--Menace in Europe: Why the Continent's Crisis is America's Crisis, Too; BRUCE BAWER--While Europe Slept: How Radical islam is Destroying the West from Within; DAVID LEVERING LEWIS--God's Crucible: Islam and the Making of Europe, 570-1215; THOMAS SCHIRRMACHER--The Persecution of Christians Concerns Us All; PHILIP JENKINS--God's Continent: Christianity, Islam, and Europe's Religious Crisis

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